Top 10.
1. Write the wrong word in the title of your blog.
2. Grow a 'stache that everyone in your house despises.
3. Knock a hole in your basement wall for a window when you've not done it before.
4. Delete Windows XP off your laptop before you have created a system disk.
5. Install a wrong version of Windows XP that doesn't work
6. Loose a week of using your laptop waiting for the manufacturer to send a new disk.
7. Having to keep editing (3x) your blog because you don't click the spell checker.
8. Not being able to finish the top 10.
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10. :-)
Monday, November 22, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
What do I know
I decided to let someone know that i am writing a blog. That someone said why, where. My answer was 'because i'm an idiot' and 'on the internet'. i don't really know why i reacted that way.
Last weekend i thought it would be a good idea to finally put a window into the basement bedroom. We use this bedroom for guests and they could die in a fire down there, so now they might not die and can now look at the side of our pool.I've never actually tried a job like this before, didn't really know how to do this and didn't have any of the necessary tools to do the job but two weekend later and this idiot got it done.
Speaking of 'got it done' i was driving behind a pickup truck a few days ago and noticed the back window had 'git her done' written on it. I thought to myself i should use that saying it sounds cool. i used it recently during a conversation with a older women who i don't really know too well. it was immediately after i said it, i thought to myself that the saying might be crude, so i just blushed and said goodbye.
What an IDIOT
Last weekend i thought it would be a good idea to finally put a window into the basement bedroom. We use this bedroom for guests and they could die in a fire down there, so now they might not die and can now look at the side of our pool.I've never actually tried a job like this before, didn't really know how to do this and didn't have any of the necessary tools to do the job but two weekend later and this idiot got it done.
Speaking of 'got it done' i was driving behind a pickup truck a few days ago and noticed the back window had 'git her done' written on it. I thought to myself i should use that saying it sounds cool. i used it recently during a conversation with a older women who i don't really know too well. it was immediately after i said it, i thought to myself that the saying might be crude, so i just blushed and said goodbye.
What an IDIOT
Thursday, November 4, 2010
How to become an idiot 101
Whilst sitting watching "Wheel of fortune" hosted by some older guy sporting either a very bad hair style or a very good toupee, i decided i might try a blog. I'm not sure why i used the double quotes on the title but it looks more official so it's staying. So my first blog and I wondered what shall I write it about. It didn't take too long to realize what this should be.
HOW TO BECOME AN IDIOT 101
So when did this begin? When i changed to become a "success" (oops i did it again), when I ran away to live in Canada, when i decided to become the geekiest of all engineers - a structural one or when my great grandmother said "d'ya fancy an early night dear" (i think the quotes were correct here)?
There is one thing i do know, it is confirmed when your kids are in their teenage years and they come home, you're watching Wheel of Fortune in the dark, because no-one is home to turn over the TV or turn on the lights, and they say.... Why are you watching Wheel of Fortune with the lights turned off, I think because "i'm an IDIOT", but say "not sure really".
HOW TO BECOME AN IDIOT 101
So when did this begin? When i changed to become a "success" (oops i did it again), when I ran away to live in Canada, when i decided to become the geekiest of all engineers - a structural one or when my great grandmother said "d'ya fancy an early night dear" (i think the quotes were correct here)?
There is one thing i do know, it is confirmed when your kids are in their teenage years and they come home, you're watching Wheel of Fortune in the dark, because no-one is home to turn over the TV or turn on the lights, and they say.... Why are you watching Wheel of Fortune with the lights turned off, I think because "i'm an IDIOT", but say "not sure really".
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